-StuPid QuEsTioN, SmarT AnSweR-

STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:
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>BOY : May I hold your hand?
>GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
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>GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
>BOY : You love me...

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>GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
>BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
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>GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
>BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
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>GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
>BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
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>BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
>GIRL : How soon??
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>BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
>GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
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>SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
>TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
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>MAN : You remind me of the sea.
>WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
>MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
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>WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
>HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
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>MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
>Peter?
>PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
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>1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
>Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
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>2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
>Pupil : "The moon".
>Teacher : "Why?"
>Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
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>3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
>Pupil : "A teacher".
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>4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
>Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
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>5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
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>6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
>Sam : "It's a family tradition".
>Teacher : "What do you mean?"
>Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
>Teacher : "What about your mother?"
>Sam : "She's a woman".
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>7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
>David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".
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>8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
>Student : "Brotherly love".
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>9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
>Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
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>10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
>Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".
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>11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
>One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
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>12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
>Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
>One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
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